Thursday, 2 February 2012

The New Trailer For Star Wars: Episode One - The Phantom Menace 3D Tries To Subtly Lower 8 Year Old Children's Expectations By Being Terrible


As one last marketing push for the re-release of a thirteen year old movie, George Lucas' minions have decided to target the crucial kid demographic by talking to them in a way they understand, i.e. talking to them like they're retarded surfers.
"Woah dude! This movie's still totally going to suck, but this time in 3D!"
I'm paraphrasing but you get the idea.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace 3D is re-released in cinemas on February 10th. Or you could just trick your kids by staying at home, putting 3D glasses on them and watching the film on those videos, DVDs and Blu-rays you own.

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