What's The Worst Tagline Of The Week?

Any idea what the worst tagline I've seen this week is? Could it be...

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That's a bit bland, but at least it's 'inspirational'. Maybe it's...

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Breakfast TV will never be interesting, just ask Adrian Chiles. Both rubbish taglines, but Shakespeare in comparison to...

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If anyone has any idea what that means, answers on a postcard please.


n.b. Don't send me answers on postcards please.