MEGA!!!

I know what you're thinking. Nothing will ever top the MEGA storytelling and high production values of 2009's Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.

I mean, Debbie Gibson AND Lorenzo Lamas? You don't get a MEGA cast like that every day. Well those good folks at The Asylum have come up with a MEGA plan that could conceivably change the way we look at films for the rest of our lives.


More after the jump...







How do you solve the problem of following one of the biggest MEGA smackdowns of all time? Nothing could possibly compete, surely?


The answer is simple but effective. Just release TWO MEGA movies on the same day!

This is MEGA news I'm sure you'll agree. Don't ask me explain the MEGA plots, just look at the MEGA covers! The first one's got Tiffany in it for chrissakes (who I actually once saw perform live), not to mention Paul Logan and Barry Williams! He was in the Brady Bunch AND one of those S Club 7 TV shows! MEGA!!


The second MEGA film has Eriq LaSalle in it. He'll always have a place in my heart because of this. Bruce Davison's there too! He's been nominated for an Oscar and was in the MEGA Harry and the Henderson's TV show! Paul Logan's in this one too, but I don't know who he is! It's also one of Brittany Murphy's last roles which, in all honesty is a bit sad...


Anyway, when can you good people enjoy these fantastic MEGA films? They're both out on Monday! Or, as it shall now be known...

Look it's so MEGA it doesn't even fit in the page! Hmmm, some of you don't seem convinced of the MEGA quality. Okay then, don't take my word for it, let's look up MEGA in the dictionary.

I think that settles it.